the signs as profound pewdiepie quotes

• aries: "i'll brofist your asshole"
• taurus: "maybe you wanna quit when things fail but you can't just fail when things quit"
• gemini: "in sweden we wear carpets as hats"
• cancer: "i'm on my period"
• leo: "there you are, cheese tits"
• virgo: "you're asian so i trust you"
• libra: "believe in yourself and you can do anything! lol jk you'll prob die alone"
• scorpio: "roses are red, violets are blue, eat a dick"
• sagittarius: "i guess it's okay for people to have opinions... even though your fucking wrong"
• capricorn: "ain't nobody getting through my flappy hole"
• aquarius: "don't use a tampon if you are a boy"
• pisces: "don't be a salad. be the best god damn broccoli you could ever be"